After blogging for personal finance for a year, I had the "feel" to blog something else other than the usual personal finance, hence I am creating a new segment for my blog known as chill and relax! For now, it would be some interesting jokes and quotes, so do look forward to this segment!
Anyway, here are some funny working life quotes that I saw in magazines, Source: reader digest
1. Keep track of what you do, someone is sure to ask
2. Be comfortable around senior manager or learn to fake it
3. Never bring your boss a problem without a solution, you are getting paid to think not to whine
4. Long hours does not mean anything, result counts not effort
5.Write down ideas,they get lost like good pens
6.Always arrive at work,30 minutes before your boss
7. Help other people network for a job, what goes around come around
8. Don't take sick days, unless you are
9.Assume no one can take a secret
10. Treat everyone in the organization with respect and dignity, whether it be the janitor or the president. Don't ever be patronizing
11. When you get the entrepreneurship urge, visit someone who has his own business, it may cure you
12. Career planning is an oxymoron, the most exciting opportunities tend to be unplanned
13. The size of your office is not as important as the size of your paycheck
14. Job security does not exist
15. Always have an answer to the question"what would i do if i lost my job tomorrow?"
16. Go to the company holiday party
17. Avoid getting drunk at the company holiday party
18. Avoid working on the weekend, work longer on the weekday if you have to get
19. Understand your skills and abilities to set you apart, whenever you have an opportunity, use them.
Hope you enjoy reading!